I used to work at a sandwich shop. It was in a small town, and sometimes - to emphasize the importance of getting every order right - my boss used to say "There's two people in this town who, if they touch an onion, they die...and one of them is a doctor."
Um...how did they know? I mean it's not like, if I get around cats my eyes start itching, or if I eat avocados, I break out in a rash.
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